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Diamonds
03:37
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here we are on our special day
repeating vows that he says to say
and old man in a young toupee
when everyone began to pray
i swear i thought i heard you say
im ready to live a groundhog day
oh i love you
will you feel it?
your ass is diamonds
i wanna steal it
im at the edge of all that i can say
you're crying while i'm inside of you
don't worry i know just what to do
let's hold this gaze until we mend
oh i love you
will you feel it?
when i grumble
i hit the sealant
im at the limit of what my ego can stand
i want her to want me
so i dont feel so damn lonely
i want her to grope me
so i dont feel so fucking lonely
oh i love you
cant you feel it?
i will tumble to help you heal it
i want nothing but the best for you and me
oh i love you
cant you feel it?
im so full i
hit the celing
you and me made the best little girl
my life's not perfect
yeah i still struggle
but i want you
deep in my fox hole
you and me we can still heal the world
i know you love me
just can not feel it
just do your nails
and i might feel it
when you're pretty i feel the love from you
i want you to grope me
so dont feel so damn lonely
i want you to want me
so i dont feel so damn ugly
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Dick in Yo Mouth
03:12
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la la la whoo!
what's it gonna take for you to wanna do it
is there a secret right there on reddit to hypnotize you
is it yo sister has she been saying not to do it ptdiym
i wont make you cuz imma feminist plus i cant
i just want to feel like you want me too (P.T.D.I.Y.M)
i just want to feel like you want me to (P.T.D.I.Y.M)
i just want to feel like you want me, two (P.T.D.I.Y.M)
i just want to feel like u want me 2 (P.T.D.I.Y.M)
is it smelly is it ugly i thought uou liked it ptdiym
if i hint i might leave you would it tempt you ptdiym
i just want to feel like you want me too (P.T.D.I.Y.M)
i just want to feel like you want me to (P.T.D.I.Y.M)
i just want to feel like you want me two (P.T.D.I.Y.M)
i just want to feel like u want me 2 (P.T.D.I.Y.M)
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i wanna know what's living in your hair
it looks like it might smell (hey! that's racist)
you look like you smoke a lot of joints
tell me is that the point (you're so edgy)
is your way of saying you're ok? you don't need no soap (is this your message?)
it looks like it takes a lot of work to get blonde hair to nap and curl
dreads are black but you don't like "the rap" you're listening to crap (like jam bands blech!)
how did this get filtered thru the culture and stripped of all its color? (and end up on your blonde head)
what is the clash stealing from the blacks selling it to punks? (on the west coast)
what it the punks, the hippies and their junk, shooting up their veins? (sharing style tips!)
all i know is i don't get it, it seems so fake like vegan leather
you're all trying so hard to look like you just don't care
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Don't Act Impressed
03:37
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i bust in to your dance like im ready to play so all yall mutha fukkas get outta my way
whip out ya little dicks and your hairy balls turn around and put your hands on the wall
look around at the faces that are haunting you dont ever try to figure out what they might do
take a breath start your countdown backwards from 4 grab your cheeks and drop to the floor
whats the point of art if it can not communicate
uncomfortable thoughts we have but know we should not say
youre not a bad person for the trash inside your brain
as long as you make sure your actions are all OK
pop a bottle in this club cuz i got the cash never have i ever wopuld i paid for ass
all i have ive earned doing the hard work sacrificing unlike most of you squirts
my bitch is almost 40 and i swear its true her ass be lookin like when she was 22
ok she doesnt wanna fuck when shes stressed but she lets me jerk off when she gets dressed
who are you to cross your arms and judge on how we feel?
your the first person to say that no one keeps it real
i cant wait to see that dumb look wash across your face
when you meet your god and she reminds you that forgvieness is a saving grace
i know its hard to walk through this life
when everyone's outraged all of the time
its not your fault we're monkeys with phones
our brains are too weak they are mad hackable
however it is your job to attack when someone states an opinion as fact
well if im honest then i gotta say sometimes i get scared when it's time to play
still strug-gul-ing (sung the way drunk joe namath says it) to control my moods i suck the fun right out of the room
ah come on dont act impressed as i get this shit right off of my chest
"ah come on dont act impressed" well you took a shit right on to my chest
tell me how you feel so blessed one look at your face and youre clearly impressed
i survived my childhood and i know how to take away your good mood
answer just one question please who was the first person to make you kneel down on you dirtys knees
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its not good
its real bad
theres no truth
kinda sad
this is life
the way goes
its comes out
kind of cold
you smack your hemroid on the toilet seat
youve got your standards you cant meet
theres a kitchen brewing in my head
the dish is cold and there's no bread
we should make something that tells hard thing
youve must of heard
i sent a text
an email blast
you never read
no one cares
they never did
theyve never listened to anything ive ever did
what makes you think theyre gonna listen to this song
even if you were and dead and gone youre still wrong
we should make something that tells hard thing
P:WE SHOULD MAKE SOMETHING
D: THAT TELLS A HARD THING?
P: WE SHOULD!
D: MAKE SOMETHING THAT..
ALL: TELLS A HARD THING!
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There once was a man who lived in the forest
he saved all of your forgotten porridge
he lived at the beach at the end of the block
where the other irish kids keep their kids in hock
when all the other kids at the edge of coast
would keep their dads away with a taste of the ghost
they've never ate their cheese just a piece of the hock
when all the other bread went bad on the block
they
turned
brown
(say what you want)
LA LA LA La la la lala lalla la la lalla lalla la la lalla la la lal la
LA LA LA La la la lala lalla la la lalla lalla la la lalla la la lal la
LA LA LA La la la lala lalla la la lalla lalla la la lalla la la lal la
LA LA LA La la la lala lalla la la lalla lalla la la lalla la la lal la
NO ONE ever could tell him what to do
because he was a self made man like you
he lived with the figs and he fucked with the shit
never taking anyone's angry spit
he burned at their lies and he never complained
he didnt wanna be left alone insane
he dabbled with the truth and he never let go
unlike anyone else that we know
lay down
if you wanna end up in peanut buttah
lay down
one of these things is not like the other
they
turned
brown
(say what you want)
LA LA LA La la la lala lalla la la lalla lalla la la lalla la la lal la
LA LA LA La la la lala lalla la la lalla lalla la la lalla la la lal la
LA LA LA La la la lala lalla la la lalla lalla la la lalla la la lal la
LA LA LA La la la lala lalla la la lalla lalla la la lalla la la lal la
I don't need to hurt your feelings
LA LA LA La la la lala lalla la la lalla lalla la la lalla la la lal la
LA LA LA La la la lala lalla la la lalla lalla la la lalla la la lal la
LA LA LA La la la lala lalla la la lalla lalla la la lalla la la lal la
LA LA LA La la la lala lalla la la lalla lalla la la lalla la la lal la
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Depressing Burritos
02:25
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place that salsa in my hand
bending forward in the sand
lay down
sharing food is what we did
now we argue over whose turn it is
lay down
catch the waves the way the fire lights
bend the leaves the way the christians might
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9. |
Summer Breeze
03:35
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I was caught in a summer breeze
it knocked me right down to my knees
your hand wasnt there to squeeze to save the night
the wind whistles through the trees
stopping once to feel the peace
the smell of dirty knees makes it nice
i moved on for good
was misunderstood
no one likes...
a know it all
i was a justice of the peace
never made anyone wash my feet
i keep my rules clean and neat
and watched them fail
never me anyone i couldnt keep
from beaming up right off the street
wish i could give them a good nights sleep
before they tire
i moved on for good
was misunderstood
no one likes...
a know it all
i see you on a one night stand
with a mullah from pakistan
a tattoo on her hand says "L'Chaim"
caught by the skin of my summer teeth (summa go this way, some a go that way)
the smell nearly knocked me right off my feet
time enough to take a beat
to catch a line
i moved on for good
was misunderstood
no one likes...
a know it all
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Fortran Influencer
02:15
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he looked real nice like a young ted danson
not real cute more "serial killer handsome"
he lead from the back when asked to hit trump
and out came that baggy with a little key bump
so i poked him on the face and said, "brother, take your time
if you wanna smash the system then you'll never fuck with mines
i guerillas trained that live within the mist
a clean point of the finger brings a dirty fist"
daddy wont you let me go?
i see a paul a tepico
a holland semi gupwick teste i da wall e can
but dad deosejdm mgo a wegomesodolet wegheatgo
but iwana let mehsy hall ya
stop stop stop stop
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Local Teen Portland, Oregon
Poppy, punky, garagey, spacey, krautrocky. True 'tweener music because it's betwixt many
genres.
All made and played by one dude in his basement with way too many instruments he swears he's going to learn to play properly one day
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